"I'm gonna kick your a.ss first, then I'm gonna kick your's."

"To idiots,
It's never okay to challenge Romanov to a fight.
Just sayin'.
-Hawkeye"

"It is immoral and wrong to steal a man's sticky notes. Keep in mind that I know who you are, and I am prepared to exact my revenge.
-Hawkeye"

"Remember,
A hug a day keeps the Hulk away~!
-Hawkeye"

"Yelling 'Whateva! I do what I want!" at Coulson, WILL cause him to taze you.
Just so you know.
-Hawkeye"

If she'd been raised by the Winchesters

Stark,
I feel as though HR is trying to keep us from having fun.
Meeting to discuss our next plan at two?
-Hawkeye

Her outfit to play in the lab.

If anyone asks, no, I didn't lose anything.
No, Stark had no part in making it.
If anything happens to go missing today, I also had nothing to do with that.
-Hawkeye